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She's So Hot!

Front cover of the CD She's So Hot


This CD is a delightful combination of fun songs and good music, spanning a wide range of subjects and styles. A reggae song about love and larceny, a jazz song about menopause, a Caribbean-inflected song about baking cookies, and an acoustic rock song about elevators are just a sampling of this trip into Topher's imagination.


Warning: these songs might make you smile. They might even cause you to chuckle or laugh.

$12 USD

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Price includes tax and shipping for U.S. orders.
To order from outside the U.S., please email Topher at for details.

You can hear sound samples and purchase individual songs on CD Baby.



  1. Ex-wives Make the Best Wives lyrics >
  2. I Like to Be a Handyman ("Don't drink and drill") lyrics >
  3. Elevator lyrics >
  4. She’s So Hot! lyrics >
  5. Take a Look at Her Mom lyrics >
  6. One ACME Heart lyrics >
  7. Jammin’ with the Timer lyrics >
  8. Gold Tooth lyrics >
  9. First Choice lyrics >
  10. I Ain’t Looking at You lyrics >